January 2012
I just...
why?
girl at work went through my phone
y’know how girls will randomly ask to look at your phone when you’re talking to them
well yeah
I let her look through my phone for funsies
and she definitely went into the picture folder called “n00dz” and lo and behold she was surprised when there we n00dz in there.
“JESSE WHO IS THIS NAKED GIRL?” and then the whole break room started paying attention.
...
immigrantsandhypocrites replied to your chat: what.
That doesn’t sound like a libertarian to me…at all.
worships ron paul like the second coming of christ
hates anything put in place by the federal government
loves guns
hates welfare
anything not specifically written out in the constitution (in this case, welfare) is unconstitutional.
sounds pretty lib to me
what.
me: so how do you feel about the proposed legislation requiring drug tests for welfare recipients?
libertarian guy: I don't think the government has the right to do that
me: actually wait, how do you feel about welfare?
libertarian guy: I think it's stupid and poor people are poor for a reason
I just realized in the DCUO intro
iamthedeadpool:
The Flash didn’t do anything but run around and get SHAZAM-ed
Batman did all the work. He took a rocket to the face and he STILL survived.
In wake of all this ACTA, PIPA and SOPA shit, I’ve just realized most of us don’t read Terms of Service anymore and they could easily sneak in whatever they want and no one would ever notice
“I mean, when you think about the moon, you think of America’s former glory, the...”
– Philip DeFranco (via vogonpoetry)
thesandandthesieve replied to your post: fourty-tw0 replied to your post: in other…
his cock!
JACOB’S LADDER AW YEAHHHH!
fourty-tw0 replied to your post: in other news
wutchu getting pierced?
IT’S A MYSTERY FAGEL
i don’t know why a lot of my friends ask me for relationship advice
but here’s a helpful hint
TAKE ALL OF THE THINGS YOU SAY TO ME
AND TELL THEM ABOUT IT
because they’re the ones who need to hear it
aaaand
I didn’t have a dream last night, so no update for the dream journal
in other news
Definitely went thrifting and bought a peacoat.
WITH A HOOD.
Now I just gotta get it hemmed and it’ll be ready to go.
Also, piercings next week.
aww yeah
can't stop listening to Surf City
WON’T STOP LISTENING TO SURF CITY
I'm always afraid to like my korean friend's...
like seriously, I can’t read korean
WHAT IF I LIKE A STATUS ABOUT THEIR MOM DYING?