a man realized that his dog was acting strangely so he took him to the vet
after finally getting called in the vet looked at the dog, picked him up, and sighed
the man looked terrified and nervously asked if his dog was ok then the vet bluntly said “im gonna have to put him down.”
tears formed in the man’s eyes as he looked at his companion for years who had been there through the best and worst times of his life and asked “why” over and over again as if it would make a difference
the vet shook his head and whispered
“because he’s heavy”
AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING
This is the cutest thing ever.
And now for something completely different… 8888|
YEARS AGO, I WAS OKAY WITH THIS. NOW I AM NOT. WOLVERINE IS THE DICK
CYCLOPS IS THE MAN.
Patton Oswalt’s 8 minute Filibuster take from Parks and Recreation (Season 5, Episode 19). Now with animation.